Doing my taxes: 'Is at least two thirds of your income from farming or fishing?'

*gazes wistfully out the window for 40 minutes*

I am deleting my Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and Gmail. To reach me in the future please find me on the battlefield in Fortnite Mobile.

ok I'm done

I'm slowly forgetting how to use Twitter. Feels good.

Adrian Chen Eliot Higgins Natasha Austin
(she has deleted the original tweet, but the internet doesn't forget)

Ok, I'm crawling back into my bunker.

while I'm here I might as well update my pfp