The enemy speaks kindly but carries a knife.

These baseball parents have me turning into a wide receiver. Please advise Denny Carter

When the kids go to college I’m done with this suv life. Aston Martin convertible or bust.

Gonna speak Empty Nester self gifting into existence.

Basketball on the Atari 2600

Jacob has REALLY been putting it together this season. His teammates voted him to be one our team’s participants in the league HR derby and he was dominant on the mound yesterday too.

The outside fastball/front door slider combo to one of the league’s top hitters was NASTY!

I've had so many conversations about exactly this for the past 10 years or so with friends. It's absolutely WILD.

I was told that NFL quarterbacks couldn’t look normal throwing a baseball because the baseball was too small for their hands/different motion/I’m an idiot.

Here’s Russel Wilson throwing the thing like an elite thrower of things.

If you ever wonder how many people are actually mad online, have a tweet go viral.

You want to bet on this one?

😂😂😂

I could never imagine such a thing happening.

Wait…

Excuse me, but in what sport does the ball roll off your thumb?

How can CJ Stroud, a man who throws a ballfor a living AND is amazing at it, look like a 10th round pick in a 11u park league when throwing a baseball?

This is really bothering me.

At any point in the social media age, humanity is only 2-3 posts away from resorting to cannibalism.

#ShipIt !

Next week you’ll have to scroll by 8. #inflation

The tl:dr here with the Giants is, “Bad teams stay bad.”