New York: Quick reminder that next Tuesday (5/21) I'm running the set that I'm going to record as a special in June with openers Akshay Sampath and nat towsen! If you can't make the 6/21 taping, come out next week! Tickets: eventbrite.com/e/josh-gondelm…

In my mind, a National Urban Rat Summit is rats from different cities getting together to talk about rat stuff.

Halle and Alison decide when they would be at a ten and praise queen Sarah Paulson while ruining 2020's Run.

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An update on our fundraiser for Hasan! You can also Venmo me small amounts @ Marcia-Belsky

Every small donation, every like & share really adds up

Thank you everyone ❤️

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Dress codes should just be broken down into 'Jeans Okay' or 'Jeans Not Okay.' This is all the information I need.

Gen Z vs. Millennial descriptions on resale sites

millennial:
sequin shorts I wore to the club with Jeffrey Campbell boots in 2011 = $15

gen z:
vintage RARE Forever21 sequin leopard print shorts similar to viral vintage Charlotte Russe shorts = $298

the shorts:

The only reason we eat in the US is because of the backbreaking work of others.

I'm in my Mad Men rewatch and I'm stoned and didn't know I was at The Suitcase FUUUUUCK I'm not ready.

(Genuinely confused) Yeah I think I got it

I'm at the age where now I'm learning what different ailments are because I have them. Always wondered what plantar fasciitis was but now I know it means stretching your calf to fix your foot every morning.

11 billion dollars a year to harass street vendors, subway performers, homeless people, college students. None of it keeps us safer or helps prevent violent crime.

Jesus christ

A man rammed his car into a crowd of pro-Palestinian protesters in NYC, hospitalizing a 55 year old woman. She and another protester were arrested “for banging on the hood of the driver’s car when it drove into the crowd” columbiaspectator.com/news/2024/05/0…

NYC rents are rising 7 times faster than wages, report finds

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Under The Bridge on Hulu is a good show and the teenage actors are really outstanding!

I spilled a container of pickles and brine in my kitchen and my apartment will smell like this for a long time but my first thought was, 'At least it's something to talk about.'

These findings are a stark reminder of the VERY REAL and VERY DANGEROUS repercussions of anti-abortion laws. They do not just restrict reproductive rights, they actively put people’s lives at risk.

We cannot and we will not turn a blind eye to this evidence.

My friend asked what's new and my only answer was that I'm on a waitlist for a candle.