Alistair Barrie
@AlistairBarrie
Comedian, allegedly. New special ‘Woke in Progress’ out now - https://t.co/1fKhNop9IN
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http://www.alistairbarrie.com 04-08-2011 11:45:43
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Wyckoff_ape Cleo The Woke🍊🍊 Janey Godley Really? This your ‘research’ too? Every batsh*t conspiracy theory for lonely, embittered little men n your otherwise empty head.
‘Illegals’✅
‘Great Replacement’✅
‘Anti-vax’✅
‘Climate hoax’✅
And Andrew f*cking Tate.✅
But yeah. Bet you’ve chatted with LOADS of Africans.
I'll be at Bristolcomedyclub tomorrow night, after a stint with the ever marvellous Ayesha Hazarika on Times Radio. I probably won't do this joke.
Three days *before* he gets stuffed in the local elections? I'm not doubting the veracity of Russ Jones's sources, but that would be the worst possible way to start an election campaign imaginable.
It's a terrible idea.
So, considering this is Sunak, I'm off to the bookies.
How utterly f*cked is this country? ‘A national failure of eGates’. This is London Stansted Airport. And the chances of me getting to work tonight, despite landing five hours before my gig, are looking slim. But yeah. Let’s send 300 people to Rwanda.