'I have three wonderful children, Don Jr., Ivanka and Eric—'
[aide whispers in Trump's ear]
'and Barron. I have four wonderful chi—'
[aide whispers in Trump's ear]
'who the fuck is Tiffany?'

Arsehole headteacher [sneering]: “And what do YOU identify as?”

Student: “A fucking lasagne. Don’t you have something more productive to be doing?”

[14 seconds later]

Arsehole headteacher, tweeting: “STUDENTS THINK THEY ARE PASTA THIS IS A REAL THING.”

I an old enough to remember that nine days ago Hamas agreed to a ceasefire proposal that had been drafted in direct consultation with the director of the CIA and then Israel said nah and Biden said nothing and a lot more people died and still are dying.

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP

I remember in school when they used to tell us horror stories about how, in the terrible, totalitarian USSR, everyday people were forced to spy on each other for signs of dissidence from the party line.

Anyway,

'Palestinians should protest peacefully'

They did - it was called 'The Great March of Return'

Israeli snipers killed 600 people.

Next.

Huge smack on Netanyahu's face!

During a visit to injured soldiers at Tsedek Hospital in Jerusalem, one of the wounded surprised Netanyahu:

'Please stop the war. You are driving us to slaughter while your son flees to study abroad.'

This is what you call a PR FAIL !

You know who never tells women they should shut up and just make babies?

Bears.

Butkers, Kansas City Chiefs kicker, went from a nobody to the most hated man in North America all within a 20 minute speech where he called our president dilusional, insulted the LGBTQ+ community, and then quoted a Taylor Swift song before telling women (who were there to recieve

if it came out that Ketanji Brown Jackson had a Black Lives Matter sign on her lawn, the entire wingnut outrage-industrial complex would shit a brick so fucking massive that it would rip a hole in the space-time continuum

Finally a female student who just graduated from Benedictine college and was in the audience for Harrison Butker's commencement speech shares what it was like to hear his speech

BREAKING: Gov Abbot pardons Daniel Perry despite Perry's plan to kill Muslims & Black people—then succeeding in killing a BLM protestor (who was a Veteran). 'All lives matter' crowd proudly celebrates killing Muslims & Black people.

The system aint broken—its working as intended

Texas sentenced Crystal Mason, a Black woman, to 5 years prison for filing a provisional ballot that was never counted—but pardoned Daniel Perry, a white man, for deliberately killing a peaceful protestor & Veteran.

This is not from 1824—but 2024. White supremacy is alive & well

Venue idea

Comrade GoodBoi

Personal goal to have Macklemore’s Hind’s Hall in my top Spotify recap #onREPEAT

Harrison Butker giving his speech like

HAMAS OFFERED TO RELEASE ALL CIVILIAN HOSTAGES ON OCT 9….

ISRAEL REFUSED

This was never about the hostages

Happy Mother's Day! Being pregnant or postpartum in the United States is statistically more dangerous than being an on-duty police officer!