Darwin’s transfer fee is the new Andy Murray’s nationality. When he’s scoring goals it’s £64 million. When he’s having a stinker, in come those add-ons!

Lille losing in Birmingham but they do at least have a high speed railway link with London

You get so used to seeing teams attack Liverpool’s right that tonight was almost a refreshing change!

Got to be one of the worst decision making performances of the season.

Klopp had to make changes but it turns out a weakened side can’t beat a decent Serie A team.

Fourth time LFC have lost a Euro first leg at Anfield. They’ve never gone through before.

Up the Reds.

Atalanta have missed five big chances.

Go watch 'OJ Simpson: Made in America'

This was a storyline on Arrested Development

Kids. You absolutely don’t understand how INSANE the OJ thing was.

They wheeled a tv into my 7th grade math class so we could watch the verdict live.

Honestly whatever happened to saying a young promising striker with 10 league goals is ‘alright actually’

⚽️ Jan, now a TV pundit, but better known as the former Danish International and Liverpool’s original pass master, will be in Kettering on 17th May! He has in total 33 caps to his name for his country and was a Liverpool FC player for over 12 years.

🎟 Grab your tickets now!

#KTFC #LFC

My wife is in the other room on a Teams call helping a technophobic colleague.

Based on what I can hear, I should nominate her for a medal or a Pride of Britain award or something. Patience I don’t possess.

'If Mr Bates Vs. The Post Office triggered British people's sense of justice, Scoop will have as little bearing on the public's steadfast bootlickery as the original Newsnight broadcast'

Prince Andrew Drama Scoop Won't End Britain's Royalist Bootlickery

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Liverpool's record in Europa League (or equivalent) quarter-finals.

Haven't started one at Anfield since 1973.

The point in any documentary when you know it’s going to go very dark indeed.

This illustrates a lot of things that should already be well-established. The three salient points: women's football is incredibly popular, free-to-air football is uniquely popular, & the overwhelming majority of people who like football don't buy sport subscription packages.

I like this version of Barcelona. Lewandowski aside they’re basically kids and players who didn’t make the grade at the highest level. Like Slough House, sponsored by Spotify

We’ve all been there.

when you think about it, lasagna is a savoury vienetta