Graham Linehan is a bully.

Sometimes only metal will suffice.

(Shout-out to Mike Vennart🔺🔺🔻, Empire State Bastard and co.)

youtube.com/watch?v=orMCMJ…

Things they never teach you: writing a novel is easier than writing a short story.

All the good stuff from Rocket Recordings

Great book, great novel, great human being.

Happy St George's Day, celebrating the life of a Greek man born in (what is now) Turkey, who became a Roman solider, was buried in Israel and never slayed a dragon because they're not real.

His flag originates from Genoa, Italy.

'Yeah, George. Best of Brittish m8.'

Before I wanted to be a writer, I wanted to be a boxer. Still do, really.

But unfortunately I am as soft as shite.

Some nice bits and pieces from one of my favourite artist/film-makers, Ben Rivers.

All the good stuff, including a new fanzine issue feat. words from Bill Drummond, Amy Liptrot, me and others...

rivertones.bandcamp.com/merch/a-collec…

Out today.

And TODAY ONLY.

Record Store Day UK

We all agree the best feeling is receiving a book you'd forgotten you'd pre-ordered. With that in mind...

Signed RONAN HESSION - GHOST MOUNTAIN: bookcornerhalifax.com/product/pre-or…

Signed BENJAMIN MYERS - RARE SINGLES: bookcornerhalifax.com/product/pre-or…

Wonderful books, written by proper good eggs.

I dream of one day writing a novel so powerfully sexy that tumescent reviewers will immediately hobble to the nearest massage parlour.

The face of a man who resolutely failed to bring the tricorn hat back to the high street.

Nevertheless: big thanks to Goat and Rocket Recordings for this beautiful Gallows Pole album.

Available for Record Store Day only. Exclusive!

Vincent is back from the framers.

The standard of writing in TV is so intimidatingly high at the moment. We're lucky to live in this era.

With shades of Fleabag and I May Destroy You, Baby Reindeer is masterfully done:

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Liz Truss tanked the economy and just went into the book charts at #7.

I failed A-level economics but my latest book went in at #11 or something.

WHERE'S THE JUSTICE??

#lettuce
#porkmarkets
#psychohosebeast

I was 4.

When you remember you stashed a packet of Frazzles at the back of the cupboard.

Please God, no more Sweet Caroline, I beg you.