omg it’s so beautiful here in ca

i hope i see the aurora borealis tonight and also that the power doesn’t go out causing the world to end

which year did you recognize the legend?

the sun is farting like crazy this weekend and we might be able to see it

what is something really popular right now that will seem lame and dated relatively soon?

nobody thinks they’re the bad guys

especially the bad guys

the far-left are evil psychopaths

omg i am so very shocked

“why does that make you giggle?” 🤭

i remember in the 90’s when having a pool in your backyard was like a huge flex

now all people see is maintenance costs

quote post with an (embarrassing) old photo of you

when i used bumble pretty much every woman’s opener was “hi”

dumb app