Bears are by the lake fishing for salmon. Men are on Twitter fantasizing about assaulting women.

Original gala, Mr. Biggs meatpie even indomie of that time

You could smell the original beef from the wrapper of the gala.

Mankind has still not discovered how to replicate that Mr. Biggs meatpie of that era

Indomie of that time had a distinct aroma different from this era (I…

Tomatoes and lettuce.

WEDDING IN ENGLAND:
Invited : 60
Present at the church: 60
Present at the reception: 58
Gifts: 58
Missing Items: 0

WEDDING IN AMERICA
Invited: 100
Present at the church: 80
Present at the reception: 70
Gifts: 65
Missing Items: 0

WEDDING IN NIGERIA:
Invited: 500
Present at the…

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Always hilarious when pictures from an event hit the gram and EVERYBODY on Twitter suddenly becomes stylist/fashion extraordinaire. 😴

Love the process but damn, she OVERCOOKED those veggies. 🥴

I really need to know what occurred that made you tweet this

Na you sabi honestly.

Add “this is a safe space”

Girl, (and I can’t stress this enough) fuck you.

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You can just tell that every component of this plate SLAPS.

Unripe mangoes. >>>>>>>>>>

*...they own any animal.

If I want to see animals, I will go to the zoo 👍🏾👍🏾

Hian!