you’ll never guess who still isn’t in austin

americanair hey we cancelled your entire flight to austin tonight. get fucked, we decided you’re spending 24 hours in dallas. no we wouldn’t put you on the earliest flight, why would we do that?

this is it for me bros im never coming to texas again

booked my wedding venue!! i have a date!!! oh my god it’s happening!!!

interns:

this summer, you might be invited out for drinks with your team.

this is a test. and an opportunity.

only the drunkest, most fucked up intern will get a return offer.

welcome to the arena.

my crew in Mad Max

the vibes are so off today. has anyone checked on mercury? what’s that bitch up to

They're world-famous brands. They have stores across the globe. But no matter how much cash you have, you can't buy their stuff.

Meet the Unshoppables: luxury so elite, you can't buy it.

(and what that reveals about the counterintuitive laws of luxury branding.)

⌚️🏎️ 👜👇

I love going to the illegal weed store on my block. Every time I go in, the same dude is there. No matter what I buy, he tells me he’ll “make a deal” with me, and give it to me for cheaper than advertised. I don’t think he knows what deals are but I’m glad he’s happy

“i was born in 2004” no you weren’t. no one has been born since 1998.

i bet there’s a couple seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredible

number …. number goes up??????

technology is amazing!! this guy is posting from an alternate universe where there’s a NY open today, and all he’s using this groundbreaking cross-dimension communication for is telling us about bitcoin buys

i liked crypto a lot more when it was punk and full of ideologically driven (if not often economically misinformed) losers and outcasts who felt they could rebel against the traditional paradigm of money.