This fucking game

When I tell you I am ripping some drives today, I am ripping some DRIVES. 250 every time and straight. Sadly my irons won't cooperate

They paired me up with the golf pro this morning. He's probably going to quit after seeing the unspeakable horror that is my game

Brvtal

Prestige, because I am a prestigious person “The Frontman” Alan Angels

This match benches at least 900lb

Lifting heavy is awesome

Ghatdamn The One True Kaiju did a titty flex coming to the ring and that's why he's a better wrestler than your faves

I sure am

Richard Holiday has a pocket square on his ring jacket. I dig it

It's rare that you get to rip a fart on your best friend in his moment of need Matt Griffin

When the Tide loses to Vanderbilt this year PRIEST

This is the ideal male form. You may not like it, but it is the peak of masculinity

Dude in the scramble match I'm at went up to the top rope, hit his broken wrist on the air conditioning unit by accident, then slipped off the top rope. Wrestling rules

With the Booker man Y2Kev Forever_ProWrestling

This is just Sensei in Daisy dukes

Yall lucky I don't do music for shows, because if you were on my show and didn't get your music in 24+ hours before the show, you'd be coming out to the shittiest grindcore band I could find

'Oooh they're gonna roast wrestlers' motherfucker, what do you think we DO all day on this site? That's all this circle of Twitter is, just roasting wrestlers

Man this show used to get Nash, Flair, Steamboat, Vader. Now they've got Eugene and Brian Knobbs' butthole

I don't talk about myself often and some of this is pretty personal.

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