It seems less than ideal how much of the climate discourse is driven by people as sad and sanctimonious as this.

Adulthood is no longer posting pictures of your mom for Mother’s Day and starting to post pictures of your wife and kids.

Anyway that’s lame, here’s one of my favorite pics that makes folks comment on my mom being beautiful and my teenage hair being insane.

Love you mom!

It's a very tasteless joke but it's a joke. Take a breath

Happy Mother’s Day!!

Amos likes crab cakes apparently, truly a child of DC.

As always:

You first, buddy.

Sometimes you read a tweet that will definitely show up in the DSM someday. You aren't ready you're just scrolling and there it is

I’m a free speech absolutist but anyone using screenshots of food delivery to complain about inflation should be sent to jail.

Not sure that’s a selling point, Beer Institute.

Hire me, I will 10X your engagement overnight.

>mfw im getting roasted by an Australian goth

every time

This is the prevailing wisdom among basically everyone I talk to in DC

Football guy.

I call it “Bold and Brash”.

Gentlemen, it’s time for one last job.

Greta Thunberg showing up in a keffiyeh to hound an Israeli pop singer over Gaza is actually the most accurate story about climate change activism ever.

we need him to spend more time in court so he doesn't have time to post braindead stuff like this

Thanks Cully Stimson for highlighting US Attorney Matthew Graves' failure to vigorously prosecute gun crimes in DC.

Conservative outlets have covered this story; where's DC's local media?

Look at the Washingtonians calling for Graves' removal; this isn't a partisan issue.

Of the 33 protestors arrested at George Washington University yesterday 11 were GW students, 22 were not, all have been released