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BREAKING: Juan Soto is being traded to the Yankees, per Joel Sherman

Why don’t airports have movie theaters for long layovers

New game: talk to someone from the DMV area and see how long it takes them to say the phrase “richest county in America”

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me at hibachi

I’m sure it will be fine

In honor of Buzz Aldrin's 93rd birthday, here he is punching a moon truther in the face:

If i know you and your snap story is under my “subscriptions” just know I want to karate chop you in the face

This is a battle for the future of civilization. If free speech is lost even in America, tyranny is all that lies ahead.

PHONE BOOTH FIGHTS???????

Jupiter from the James Webb Space Telescope

This kid wearing construction gloves from Home Depot hitting mammoth bombs may be the most intimidating thing I’ve ever seen on a baseball field.

Sidenote - Think he is hugging a pitcher who hits him in the head?

She’s a 10 but she reposts little miss

*tweets something about the current political situation* “god I hope she sees this”

First week after I graduate with a degree in finance, I come home to a bar and an older girl asks me financial advice. I tell her and then her and everyone in the bar tells me to shut up and stop telling her what to do with her money. You know what, buy an NFT Becky idgaf

Ladies, if you went over to a guys place and he had a bidet, would you think it’s weird?