Cat Food Breath (@CatFoodBreath )

Cat Food Breath

Bio I am a 17 pound Siamese cat with a sushi habit.
Location the couch
Tweets 84,6K
Followers 56,8K
Following 18,0K
Account created 28-08-2010 01:53:53
ID 183854047

Twitter Web Client : If you have enjoyed all my breakfast antics (and recipes!), please consider supporting me in reaching my goal for my shelter's annual fundraiser. Without them, you would not have me. And then breakfast would be really boring.
firstgiving.com/fundraiser/Cat…

Twitter Web Client : Get your paw out of the cream. Don't knock the juice over. Do not push the bread on to the floor. Stay away from the coffee. No kitties in the refrigerator. Don't lick the butter. Get off the counter. How did the dog get jam all over its fur? Blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Twitter Web Client : How To Make Buttered Toast, Part 4
18. locate section of butter not licked by cat
19. add butter to toast
20. sigh loudly as stick of butter is knocked to floor
21. retreat to couch
22. watch cat lick toast
23. repeat until cat has had enough buttered toast

Twitter Web Client : How To Make Buttered Toast, Part 3
11. put bread in toaster, depress lever
12. get butter from refrigerator
13. remove cat from refrigerator
14. retrieve plate from cupboard
15. remove cat from cupboard
16. put toast on plate
17. remove cat from counter
(to be continued....)

Twitter Web Client : How To Make Buttered Toast, Part 2
6. look for another twisty-tie for bread wrapper, since second one is now under the refrigerator
7. find bread slices on floor
8. remove cat from counter
9. retrieve new slices of bread
10. repeat twisty-tie routine
(to be continued....)

Twitter Web Client : How To Make Buttered Toast, Part 1
1. remove cat from counter
2. open bread, remove slices
3. remove cat from counter
4. look for new twisty-tie for bread wrapper, since first one is now under the refrigerator
5. remove cat from counter
(to be continued....)