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Cat Food Breath

@CatFoodBreath

I am a 17 pound Siamese cat with a sushi habit.

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He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, And away they all flew like the down of a thistle. But I heard him exclaim, as he put it in gear, “Happy Christmas to all, and a dog-free New Year!” (7/7)

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He spoke not a word, but went straight to his chore, Laying out catnip, sushi, tuna, and more. And laying a finger aside of his nose, Giving a nod, up the chimney he rose. (6/7)

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He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot, And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot. A bundle of cat treats he had flung on his back, And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack. (5/7)

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When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, The cat opened an eye to see what was the matter. Then Santa appeared with a wink and a grin, Petting the kitty and tickling its chin. (4/7)

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The humans were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of sleeping late danced in their heads. And kitty was trolling for a nice comfy lap In order to settle for a long winter’s nap. (3/7)

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Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the flat Not a creature was stirring, except for the cat. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there. (2/7)

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Santa said I need to give you a holiday update. HeyBuddy and SweetieKitty are here. Nativity Joe is under the couch. Left Camel is at the Guest Room Resort. The couch has a new blanket. Several tree ornaments have accidentally gone missing. Purrrr.

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If my contractual obligations didn't forbid it, I'd ask you to check out the snacks that were some of the 24 animals who adopted new humans at my awesome shelter last week, hsccvt.org!

If my contractual obligations didn't forbid it, I'd ask you to check out the snacks that were some of the 24 animals who adopted new humans at my awesome shelter last week, hsccvt.org!
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TWENTY FOUR adoptions last week at my awesome shelter, hsccvt.org!!!

Any lawyers out there? I’m not allowed to use the word “snack” in these posts, but “Hammwich” is totally snackable.

TWENTY FOUR adoptions last week at my awesome shelter, hsccvt.org!!! Any lawyers out there? I’m not allowed to use the word “snack” in these posts, but “Hammwich” is totally snackable.
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