Chad Haga
@ChadHaga
Follower of Christ, husband, father, bike racer, pianist, mechanical engineer, occasional oversimplifier, and proponent of the Oxford comma.
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https://chadhaga.com 20-01-2012 19:42:38
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S14: Guy who lost the race turned around and won the race as the yellow grocers appear to be headed for checkout with full carts. #laVueltaOversimplified
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S12: Guy with two doesn't get a third when the helper becomes a hindrance. #laVueltaOversimplified
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S11: Top guys settle for a group ride as a select few have a bike race. #laVueltaOversimplified
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S10: World's best at riding alone is beaten by a sprinter and the common denominator is still the Numerator despite a fractional reduction. #laVueltaOversimplified
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S9: The top guys' standings were as clear as mud (but it all washed out), and a crafty German joined an elite club when he crossed both finish lines first. #laVueltaOversimplified
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S8: Common denominator becomes the Numerator as prior Top Guys make fractional gains without dividing themselves. #laVueltaOversimplified
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S7: A soup-to-nuts stage for the fast guys, but the beard gave them all a shave. #laVueltaOversimplified
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S6: The common denominator of dominant team's dominations dominates in his domain as the Top Guy gets his desired demotion. #laVueltaOversimplified
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S5: Guy with enough watts to do nearly anything nearly had enough watts to do something special. #laVueltaoversimplified
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S4: The most noteworthy part of the stage was something that didn't happen. #laVueltaOversimplified
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S3: Top guys traded jabs like the first round of a boxing match, but unlike boxing, the victor and new Top Guy was the one down and bloodied after the bell. #laVueltaoversimplified
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St.2: Many riders just trying to stay out of trouble failed to do so, while the poorly-attended bonus race was good for points hunters. #laVueltaOversimplified #LaVuelta23