I’m not good at a lot of things, but I’m very good at obscure references from 25-30 years ago.

I’ve seen worse but that isn’t really saying much nowadays

Ideally one would wash their hands with soap and water, or use a hand towel.

One time I was catering an event and working a station that offered salmon. An el Salvadorian dude and I went back and forth of me offering salmon (pronounced without the L), for a few minutes until a friend of his tapped him on the shoulder sand said “sal-món” to clear things up

🐒 business

#chef2chef

Some (if not most) of these seniors are probably enjoying their time alone, and their ability to do things on their own. I know my grandma wishes that sometimes I wasn’t glued to her fuckin hip every time she needed to leave the house.

Just watching this video made me feel like I needed to take a morning dump.

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Heard someone say “Jarlic” at the grocery store. While I didn’t invent the phrase, I will take responsibility for brining it to the forefront of our cultural lexicon.

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I’ve catered every one of these events and can confirm every one of them included a tray of penne alla vodka. The dude marrying the two trays at the end 😂

Or just eat a couple chilli dogs 💨 💨

Frrrrrrrozen 🍑