I would love to comment on the story about the stolen emotional support alligator, but I’m not gonna. 😬

Where could this be??

Lord. The neighbor not only is not taking no for an answer, he now wants to bring me lunch. I have to move.

I just politely told the booty call neighbor thanks but no thanks. Hope he’s not a whackadoodle.

My godddd it’s a Monday. In spades. 😩

Who else remembers 'meet me at the bat' at the old Yankee Stadium?

Good morning and welcome to this week’s edition of why isn’t it Friday…

Some Trump dillhole outside the theater where Kathy Griffin is performing screaming mean shit about her. No one even looked at him!

Exciting for an East coast gal to see a road sign telling me which lane to get in for Los Angeles! 😍

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The Yankees play meaningful baseball today.

Why does Etsy panic when you sign in? 🧐

Writing a new song called “If I Never See Cardboard Again” #boxes #moving #ugh #Calgon

No time change in Arizona! Coffee as usual. 🤗

Phoenix mountain views, everywhere you go. Breathtaking!

In Arizona. Just saw my first tumbleweed!

71 miles to Gallup, NM. So beautiful here I just want to pitch a tent on the side of the road.

Greetings from Albuquerque. Welcoming present: tire blowout.