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Colman Andrews

@Colmanandrews

"Your kind of guy, whether you recognize his name or not." (Austin Chronicle)

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calendar_today19-05-2009 15:49:06

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Passed one of these on the road today and pointed and laughed like I used to do when I saw a Hummer. Happily, the driver saw me. This thing doesn't look like a truck. It looks like the box the truck came in.

Passed one of these on the road today and pointed and laughed like I used to do when I saw a Hummer. Happily, the driver saw me. This thing doesn't look like a truck. It looks like the box the truck came in.
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Still waiting for that front-page The New York Times story about how one of their star political reporters was a shill for Donald Trump by way of Michael Cohen.

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These Napa trophy wines are among the most overpriced wines in the world. Also often the most heavy-handed and ultimately dull.

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Description of yours truly from the doctor's notes following a visit yesterday to my local urgent care facility (nothing serious): 'Well-developed well-nourished male in no apparent distress.' I'll take that.

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