'I'm going to pair this with a knit' you are going to wear a jumper. What are we doing

Me calling the plumber because the tiger is about to drink all the water in the taps again.

Let sleeping dogs lie

Arrival (2016).

I lived near a Sure Start centre and it was invaluable. I can only imagine the return on investment that you get by helping parents and carers do their job as well as they can
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Looshkin book three, Honk If You See It, is out now! This comic isn’t in it, EVEN BETTER ONES ARE 🫡

London! KIDS! We're back at Finsbury Park's Park Theatre on Saturday 27th April with thom tuck. purveyor of fine comedy. (from Twirlywoos AND Horrible Histories) MCing Lachy Werner 🥄, Susan Harrison and Shelf! JOIN US!

🎟️parktheatre.co.uk/whats-on/comed…

Love that Lady Gaga is now a serious dramatic actor in prestige movies but is still known as Lady Gaga. It's like if we all still used our first ever email addresses and never replaced them with proper ones.

'Starring Joaquin Phoenix and [email protected]' or whatever

WIN my knobbly bottoms! Find out how to enter by listening to this very serious podcast about knobbly bottoms (my bum AND the book), snake farts and baboon bums!

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Only one week left to enter our Radio Nonsense comp to win 1 of 3 bundles of both of Emily-Jane has a Knobbly Bottom (book!)’s v. funny Knobbly Bottom books.

Just get your kids to listen to our ep with Emily-Jane for how to win & send in their entries by April 17th: pod.fo/e/228e55
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what’s the best moment where a character realises something?

Next up on the LES ENFANTS TERRIBLES tour:
The Dukes Lancaster Lancaster
Thur 11 April, 11am & 2.30pm.

★ WINNER: Best Kids Show - The UK Kids’ Comedy Festival ★

dukeslancaster.org/whats-on/theat…

This week’s Radio Nonsense guest is James Nokise who talks to @tiernandouieb about rocks, his famous cousins and answers Thomas’s strange Q.

Get your kids to listen: pod.fo/e/22f844

Available at @applepodcasts @spotify Amazon Music and everywhere you might find a pod

If you ever need a quick comeback just say, “I bet you’re the kind of person who gets weird bruises.” 99% hit rate.

a buckaroo bought CAMP DAMASCUS for his sixteen year old niece and contacted chuck saying that whenever he gifts her books he always contacts the author to ask what advice they would give themselves at that age. he then writes it in the book. this was my advice

Staines! Families in North-West Surrey! We're back at Last Hop on Saturday 13th April, with comedy and props-based excellence from Runi Talwar, Eleri Morgan and Otiz Cannelloni - JOIN US!

🎟️sessami.co/events/1899990…