My 5-year-old son asked me, 'Daddy, what planet is Scotland on?' How should I respond? Wrong answers only, please. 🤣

''That's Russian State Television!' Erin Burnett Aghast at Marjorie Taylor Greene Clips Making the Rounds in Russia' - mediaite.com/a/qqfuc

'Trump could have helped response to Jan. 6 riot — but didn’t — per new testimony' - politi.co/442JSTY

'Senate Dismisses Impeachment Charges Against Mayorkas Without a Trial' - nytimes.com/2024/04/17/us/…

'Trump gripes he can't reject 'unlimited' jurors in New York hush money trial'

Just when I think he can't get any dumber...
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'What We Know About the First Seven Jurors Seated in the Trump Trial' -
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'Eric Trump Only Potential Juror Uninformed Enough To Serve At Father’s Trial' - theonion.com/eric-trump-onl…

'O.J. Simpson Allowed To Remain Living After Coffin Doesn’t Fit' - theonion.com/o-j-simpson-al…

'Everything We Know About Arizona’s 1864 Abortion Ban' - theonion.com/everything-we-…

'Quiz: Could You Serve On Donald Trump’s Jury?' -
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'Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything' - theonion.com/conservative-m…

After saying Trump was found liable for rape (he was), a Trumper told me 'it was just sexual abuse' and acted like that was a win. This is today's Republican Party. Their hero, Lard Cheeto Antichrist, could shoot a baby on 5th Avenue, and when confronted about it, his cult would…

'Democrats retake Michigan House with special election wins' - bridgemi.com/michigan-gover…

'Ohio GOP leaders reject Democrats' plan to get President Joe Biden on November ballot' - dispatch.com/story/news/pol…

This is incredibly misleading. Our undocumented-immigrant population has NOT increased by 7.2 million over the past 3 years; there have been 7.2 million ENCOUNTERS between undocumented immigrants and U.S. officials at our southern border.

When libertarian think-tank Cato…

'Israeli intel, Iran missiles: Trump’s history of playing loose with classified info' - timesofisrael.com/israeli-intel-…

5/8/2018: 'Trump Abandons Iran Nuclear Deal'

1/8/2020: 'As long as I am President of the United States, Iran will never be allowed to have a nuclear weapon.' - Donald Trump

1/26/2023: 'Iran has enough enriched uranium to build 'several' nuclear weapons, UN says'…

'The University of Southern California cancels its Muslim valedictorian’s commencement speech, citing safety concerns'

The safety of their wallets, most likely... 🙄
cnn.com/2024/04/16/us/…

On the way home from my son's school, I saw a bumper sticker which said, 'I don't know who this Brandon is, but f*ck Trump!' 👍🤣🤣🤣

''It’s working honey': Alina Habba complains judges try to make her look stupid'

Yeah, she doesn't need any help there... 😬
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