It’s a 2am surprise: The Tortured Poets Department is a secret DOUBLE album. ✌️ I’d written so much tortured poetry in the past 2 years and wanted to share it all with you, so here’s the second installment of TTPD: The Anthology. 15 extra songs. And now the story isn’t mine…

Old habits due screaming 😱 😍😭 actual genius Taylor Nation Taylor Swift

It’s annoying me how no one is making the stranger things connection. #TheApprentice #figs #demogorgons #cheesecakes

DRY JAN IS OVER!!

I didn’t partake. But just letting you know.

Lovely little review from a new ⁦Cat in a Flat⁩ client 😻

How do these ‘Influencers’ do it!

My babies being spoilt my their grandparents for Xmas!

Subtle promotion for JaackMaate's Happy Hour Podcast 🇳🇺 @Jaack there… #notspon but I’ll welcome a cheque in mail 🫶💛😻

Starting the day off right 💛🇳🇺

Friend: 'You should try to be less panicky and more spontaneous'

Me: 'OMG, when?'

Um ok this is unreal?? I just wanted to say to anyone who listened to my music this year, anywhere in the world, thank you. Getting named Spotify’s Global Top Artist in 2023 is truly the best birthday/holiday gift you could’ve given me. We’ve seriously had THE MOST fun this year…

Favourite day of the week 💛🇳🇺

Good! I watched The Simpsons growing up every day, and because of the influence it’s had on my life I’ve always assumed it was 100% ok to throttle kids.

Now they’ve removed these scenes, I’ve suddenly realised choking kids to near death is wrong and won’t be doing it in the…

A message from @jaack 🇳🇺

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Anyway.. I’ve not posted on here in a while. Better make it cheery. Here are some purrfect boys.

Losing Matthew Perry has hit me like actually losing a loved one. I don’t know if anyone else feels like that.

I want to leave Matthew Perry’s own words here as the way we remember him. There will never be another like him- he lit up so many hearts in so many ways. Godspeed to Paradise!

This Lucy Claire Illustration sums it up beautifully 💔🫶🏻 RIP Matthew Perry #sadtimes