Good to capitalise against the mid table teams as well oké wahay etc

The three stages of Damian Harris trying not to enjoy an “Olé”goal #ole

Actually pleased that the only one I forgot is the one I still refuse to admit in my head actually happened #defendersdontwearfucking10 #noYOUgetoverit

Yup. 🇳🇬 🕺🏾

The greatest injustice since Chesterfield ‘97.

At least Ten Hag is too embarrassed to celebrate. Unlike their fans 🙃. Just get down the motorway eh.

Football is dead pt 18756

Just seen the penalty scorer was called Haji Wright. That’s just delicious narrative sauce. Watching with sound down so appreciate this point has already been flogged by ITV. Soz.

How are Ya-nited this funny.

Feels like we have all come out of that second half five years older.

Never in errrr doubt…. ‘Kin get in.

No, YOU'RE all throat lumpy. Oh, Santi Cazorla. ❤️

Wait what Yann M'vila is at West Brom? Another dream dies. 🙁

⚽️ Bobby ( Ben Bailey Smith) suggests that football needs to be more like Love Island, to get more women interested.
⚽️ new episode of Dial F For Football - “Women in Football” is out now - podfollow.com/1731856306

“A striker’s JOB is to SCORE GOALS!”

⚽️Episode 4 of “Dial F For Football” is here .

⚽️ Friend of the show Jordan Young (Tom Rosenthal) is back with Lisa & Des (@FergusCraig ) with another carefully considered opinion.

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Last scrapings on the kitchen table, no cabs, annoyed you went back to Dave’s house cos those girls said it would be fun, and anyway they left 3 hours ago. Now listening to Dave’s mate, and the self loathing is creeping in, and so is daylight. It’s 8:34am.
All been there Matt 😞

My toes involuntarily curled so violently, pretty sure there’s a few broken ones now.
General election please.

Ainslie Maitland-Niles on his way to the penalty spot. Show me another 🤩👇🏾

A problem with wearing something identifiably Arsenal at the airport: smiling, with no eyes, through polite conversations, in a queue telling you it doesn’t matter anyway -“and hey there’s always a next season❗️”
Bet I’m sitting next to them as well. 🥃 🔫