My family has a barbershop in Plano Texas and we’re the best so please vote for us or else the lizard people win planomagazine.com/best-of-2024-2/

I understand that you weren’t ready for this when I initially said this, and that’s okay, I forgive you, but I hope you’re mature enough now to realize that Don and Dawn are the same name.

Sweet thanks

This is fake right?

Every time one of you does the whole “we are not the same” thing, I will cut the brakes on a random persons car

I find it mildly alarming that I have heard more than one elected official say “expessially” instead of especially

Fats about

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.Dalton Rapattoni will forever be my fave ♥️

Go follow his new band King Honey Bee if you haven't yet!

The checkmark is gone. Thank you Elon for now I am free

I bet his voice is a violin,
With diamond eyes, and ivory skin,
a silver tongue, ruby lips
a golden calf for broken men

🐝 all u can🐝

Please give what you can to this gofund.me/db1f54a3 woman who was arrested, and lost her job because she had her son to walk home in their OWN NEIGHBORHOOD. And WacoPolice , fuck you guys

I hope Elon takes my checkmark away so I can finally become an anonymous internet goblin again and go back to bullying vegans in recipe comment sections

:)

Getting mad about the word spazz in a song talking about getting drunk and cutting dicks off is the funniest thing I have ever heard

Based off of a small sample size of stuff I’ve seen around the internet, it seems like everyone’s mad that the joker sequel is gonna be a musical. Everyone except me and a few other absolute freaks. I don’t like the crowd I’ve found myself in but I won’t compromise my beliefs

Cry alone and don’t tell anyone about it, you’re an adult

We’re worth more if we’re dead youtu.be/Z_y_zeql7pc

Have you ever been sick in such a way that your torso is too cold but your limbs are too hot