Have to say Private Eye Magazine is absolutely on fire this week. 👏👏👏

'Hands up who likes me!'

The benchmark income for destitution is £95 a week. Unemployment benefit is £85 a week.

The Simpsons in the 1950s

King Charles inherited £650m tax free, gets £125m a year tax free from the tax payer and has an estate worth £22bn that’s never taxed.

But he still needed a 45% pay rise.

Like if he needs a pay cut.
RT if you want the Monarchy gone.

#NotmyKing

Cover versions better than the original - Silver Machine by the James Last Orchestra.

Sound up. Thank me later ✌️

Ofcom claims there is no consensus to ban Nigel Farage from Presenting on GB News.

Lets show them one.

Why do we put up with this fcking nonsense?

I’ve now had another 2 tickets available for resell, so currently 3 tickets available on the link below if anyone fancied what should be a cracking interesting night!

One of the worst things about human life is that every 18 months you have to call Sky and pretend that you're going to leave them until they find a magical offer which halves your bill which apparently didn't exist when you first rang

Siri, show me the world's most spineless regulator

Don't let these Tories con you even more with their Voter ID...

Please make sure, if you don't have Voter ID which they deem acceptable, that you register for a VOTER AUTHORITY CERTIFICATE online by 5pm TODAY

Link here

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Please RT 🙏🏼❤️ #StopTheTories

The winner of today's award for been totally, utterly and completely hopeless, the water industry regulator that has spent £26.7m of bill payers money paying business consultants, the very same consultants employed by WCs.

Step forward Ofwat. 👏👏👏

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#NHS #ToriesDestroyingOurNHS

Matt Hancock was fired from the Conservatives in 2022, but he is still claiming his £94k salary and £200k expenses.

Including nearly £5,000 a month for rent.

Ofcom has said that GB News can still use politicians like Jacob Rees-Mogg as presenters because there is no clear consensus from the Public that we don't want them.

Smash the RT and the Like and show them a consensus, get them off our TVs.

In 1776, a Tory government introduced prison hulks and started deporting people to Tasmania. In 2023, a Tory government is introducing prison hulks and deporting people to Rwanda. Centuries of British progress.

Fo anyone who does not realise. The French government has repeatedly offered to build FOR FREE a refugee processing centre in France and will allow UK Border Control officials to man it. The UK refuses because the Conservatives/Brexit Party
want and need the small boat crises

I see the UK government has, under pressure finally had to reveal the cost of sending a refugee to Rwanda. £1.8 million per person. For that same cost of ONE individual an entire refugee processing centre could be built and staffed in France solving the boats problem overnight.