We are absolutely committed to spending money on advisors to come up with ideas that schools absolutely don't have to do!

We had a proper laugh making this, if you believe her I've a bridge to sell you

Today the boss threatened to punch an Ofsted inspector. She's doing such a fucking good job !

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If your kid is sick. Keep them home

We'd like to remind people we'd rather not talk about how our gills husband worked for Fujitsu

#MrBatesVsThePostOffice

What a year it has been for us all! We are currently working how we can make the below bigger than ever before

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That should shut everyone up

Just to be clear. The consultations over minimum service levels is a sham. You know it, we know it, but we will continue to pretend it isn't.

I'm afraid it looks like we are stuck with this one.

She's doing a fucking good job why is no one telling her?

We've sent our budgeting specialists over to McCoy's. We have been helping them with their four times tables

Come on Nick Ferrari she's doing a f*cking good job, I think you need to tell her that.

If you insist on having your own opinions then we are going to distrust you.

Vic Goddard this is going in your secret file

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Please note we only believe in the importance of Ofsted when they are doing as directed helping us convert schools to academies.

This shows a complete lack of understanding of what we do here.
A teacher would not have the relative experience to organise an office refit, funnel public money to trusts during academisation, secretly monitor teachers & remove the ability to strike.
This is going in your file

Every time teachers see our supreme leader in the papers they think 'oh god what now
?'
I can assure you so do we, we've no idea what she's going to come out next with either.

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The teachers are wrong.

Secret Headteacher
This is going in your secret file!

The government does not need accountability measures, we are always correct, 107% of the time

This is going in your secret dossier Steve!

Without these hoops we run the risk of teachers being able to use initiative or pass on experience other than prescribed government doctorine. Under the new strike law we hope to outlaw non-hoop jumping.

SLT Newbie this outburst is going in your secret file

THIS MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL!

The Education Secretary has just sneaked out an outrageous video blaming teachers for the disruption in schools which the Govt itself was responsible for & threatening to rob them of their democratic right to strike

WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE FROM UK MEDIA!?