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Derek Cressman

@DerekCressman

Author and satirist probing the nexus of advertising, brain implants, Citizens United and post-truth reality.

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In a new court filing, special counsel Jack Smith urges the Supreme Court to reject Trump's 'novel and sweeping' presidential immunity claim in the federal election interference case.

'The President's constitutional duty to take care that the laws be faithfully executed does not…

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“your Persona on another Vision Pro is now spatially aware and presents a floating torso and up, including your head and arms in your space.” thestreet.com/technology/spa…

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Almost all of the nearly $1 trillion in 2024 advertising spending — equal to about 40 per cent of the entire global auto manufacturing industry — is focused on encouraging and celebrating consumption, and getting people to want and purchase more… timescolonist.com/opinion/trevor…

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Georgia GOP official who denied the 2020 election is fined for illegally voting 9 times - The Atlanta Journal-Constitution apple.news/AV8xUFRzaSKSww…

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In addition to prison, SBF must forfeit $11.2 billion in assets. Kinda makes a $454 million penalty seem small by comparison. nytimes.com/2024/03/28/tec…

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“Musk’s vision for Neuralink goes beyond just helping individuals with paralysis. In fact, his goal is to achieve a symbiosis between human intelligence and artificial intelligence, and ultimately achieve immortality in the form of robots and humanoids.” analyticsindiamag.com/neuralink-woul…

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Juniors campaign is only possible because the Supreme Court equated unlimited campaign spending with free speech, allowing billionaires to give $20 million to promote a fringe candidate.

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Baltimore bridge collapse halts coal shipments.

Fossil fuels are unreliable. businesstoday.in/world/us/story…

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This feels kinda like the Norfolk Southern train that derailed in East Palestine Ohio because corporations won’t pay people a decent wage and maintain their infrastructure to levels that ensure public safety …

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Dems who leave public service & begin immediately shilling for natural gas should be shamed & shunned. It's fucking gross. prospect.org/power/2024-03-…

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“We’re one step closer to becoming the fat blob people from Wall-E, who sit in recliners and watch TV their entire lives.” variety.com/2024/film/news…

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The only reason this is happening is the Supreme Court has ruled that money is “free” speech and so billionaires can spend an unlimited amount of money on their own (joint ticket) political campaigns. Wealth should not be a vice presidential qualification.

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