Eric in the 21.23rd Century(@ejt___) 's Twitter Profileg
Eric in the 21.23rd Century

@ejt___

Retweets are endorsements that the joke was funny. https://t.co/HmMfC14tzI

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Zero Marc Thirty(@ouroboroughs) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Did closed circuit sketch artists bitch when they were all replaced by security cameras? Grow a pair and get back in the game.

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Eric in the 21.23rd Century(@ejt___) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It bugs me when an ad campaign turns a noun into a verb, such as 'No one out pizzas the hut' or 'Pork the other white meat'

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Scruffy McPurple {+_+}(@TiftonAsher) 's Twitter Profile Photo

As I spend less time here, I feel like an astronaut on a little space walk whose oxygen is being restricted. I can still see the big dumb X on the ship, and I think I left some friends back there, but it feels dreamy and free out here and I'm in no hurry to get back.

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Conspiratorial Templates(@mynamehear) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My dad in 1990: You can't believe everything you read. Think and figure things out for yourself

My dad in 2022: Joe Biden is 3 lizards in a trenchcoat

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Eric in the 21.23rd Century(@ejt___) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I am 99.9% sure I could easily scam a couple extra paid days off but, like they say, character is what you do when there is only a 0.1% chance of somebody looking.

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NickNackPaddyWhack(@RadioNichole) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Grilled pork chops have always been one of my favorites but unfortunately I get full so fast I can only eat forty-seven of them

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NickNackPaddyWhack(@RadioNichole) 's Twitter Profile Photo

One thing I like about this day and age is how you can be like “1975 country hits playlist” and boom, you’re a rhinestone cowboy and somebody done somebody wrong.

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