An absolute legend! Thank you Toni Kroos

Afternoon all. It might be dull, grey, cold and miserable but, it’s home and I missed it! Enjoy the Day🌞

Mark my words - this guy will be an absolute legend in years to come - up with Messi, Ronaldo etc.

Another conference done and dusted and today, The Gold Coast finally showed up in all its splendour! Enjoy the Day🌞

Morning all. Brisvegas here I come! Enjoy the Day 🌞

Tonight - Moroccan spiced tenderloins, roasted vegetables with a splash of balsamic, baby spinach and hummus. Have a great night 🌝

It's refreshing to know that of a population of approx. 26 million people, we have several million master economists, all capable of better managing the country and all right here on TwitteX 🤣🤣

'If it bleeds, it leads' - Media at it very worst thanks primarily to one bloke... Most crime has fallen by 90% in 30 years – so why does the public think it’s increased? theconversation.com/most-crime-has… via The Conversation

Morning all. Smile for the camera duckies! Enjoy the Day🌞

Dinner for one once again. Plain. Simple. Good!

Budget night tomorrow night. Can’t wait to see all the commentary from the X army of economists that are also scientists, doctors and historians etc. You know the ones… 😑

Geezuz! 👇🏻🙄

BREAKING: (Heart-breaking that is)... Dutton to Take Stress Leave After Mistaking Aurora for Massive Rainbow Morning Tea 🤣🤣theshovel.com.au/2024/05/13/dut…

Morning all. An absolutely stunning start to the day - it just doesn't get much better than this although a few degrees warmer would be great! Enjoy the Day🌞

This is purportedly a “News Paper”. This is the fabulous headline of the “News paper” on Mother’s Day. Isn’t that just … something 🤯

It occurred to me that- perhaps this amazing light is in fact the coming of age of a horror movie - The Day of the Triffids!! 😬😬😬

Happy Mothers Day. My late Mum and I during her last visit to Melbourne - one of the last times we were together. Mums make the world a better place and should be loved and respected every single day.

Evening all. Dinner for one. Getting a bit of pork on the fork 😂🥂

May I please get 2 followers to copy and re-post this tweet? I'm trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening 💯 #SuicidePrevention 13-11-14 (AUS number only)
Just two.
Any two.
Copy, not retweet.

Always take note of the word PARODY in an account name - Parody PM deceives with free speech furphy aap.com.au/factcheck/paro…