This Brixham contaminated tap water story sounds like a load of bullshit to me.

That face you pull when your know it all neighbour asks you to take a look at their car due to electrical problems, you tell them the battery is on the way out, they disagree, and 48 hours later they ask to borrow your jump starter as their battery's flat. Morning Shitkickers 👋

Why do I keep seeing a naked German politician covered in his own shit on my timeline and yet get a 12 hour ban for saying Hobnob?

Well the advert algorithm can fuck off! Cheeky twats!

My 6 step plan pledge mission promise :

1. Bigger Wagon Wheels
2. Ban Fry's Turkish Delight
3. Chips every day in school
4. Any moaning, deportation
5. Weather ladies only
6. £10k pa bicycle tax
7. Compulsory Maths lessons

Loving all the Rainbow lanyards. But I still think Zippy was a chopsy twat.

Trying to get Beach Body ready, so off to Brixham for some squash😳

Morning Shitkickers 👋 Mrs F must be head over heels😆

How about telling US what your plans are?

Time I went to bed

Nobody make a joke about them not wanting to come out of the tunnel😬

I'd just nodded off lovely, too😆

I drive a Japanese car, and everyone gets out of my way cos they think I'm going to crash into them on purpose.

That's because I've got to re install this feckin app on a weekly basis as it then starts to run like shit.

It was only revealed yesterday and them Just Stop Oil Cwnts have got to it already ffs!

Don't be disgusting. You know what she means.

Nearly 30 years married, tale no 1462 : Taking some smoked haddock out of the fridge, and she asks, 'Is that smell your arse, or that fish?'😳

All that's wrong with this world in one advert.

You know them stickers telling you not to put the petrol nozzle in your mouth? Now you know why😳