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La Frosted Cookies

@Frost_Exmachina

I'm 19 | Struggling Lesbian Pro-shipper | vijinx (mostly), joellie, migwen & widowtracer | Neo, Powder & RF simp | Dying from Shimmer & Monster

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calendar_today23-01-2022 01:46:24

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Powder writing fanfiction about herself and Vi/poems about Vi/letters professing her love for Vi. While Vi is in prison, Powder sends them to her because she could never give them to Vi face to face.

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Seriously, what the fuck is this? It doesn’t look like a massaging tool, but I wouldn’t know. My stressed ass has never had a massage.

Seriously, what the fuck is this? It doesn’t look like a massaging tool, but I wouldn’t know. My stressed ass has never had a massage.
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Powder going to Vi with a box. She smiles and tells Vi, “Happy Mother’s Day”
When Vi opens it she sees a ring made of wire with a shiny rock she found and a pregnancy test.

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I was once asked what my dream car and I said a yellow Porsche (no particular model)… Seeing as I literally drive like Bob l'éponge, I can see myself not even driving Dva Porsche or pharah porsche because I don’t play them 😭

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Vi as a landscaper working on cutting branches from a tree. Powder is wearing a pink hardhat is picking up the smaller branches, trying to find the perfect stick gun.

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So I went to a school ceremony for bro. I see a lot of kids I used to know… Then I see my first French teacher. The one I had been pining over for 3 years after she left. Still as beautiful as ever. She didn’t remember me, but I got to see her one last time. Bittersweet?

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So I walk into a room and call my cat. She had a hard time getting out from under a dresser. She flattened her body like a pancake and crawled out. Then she hisses at me when I watch her and laugh. I gave her food and water while making fun of her. She bit my fingers 😭😂

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Had a dream. My kid was asleep and I’m on the couch. My wife comes in and falls on me, kinda talking about her day. Her head is on my lap and she goes “I have everything. My wife. My kid. Our house.”

My ass immediately went “Oh damn. She’s married. I have no chance now.”

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Jinx will be like “I will find you in any universe.”
Vi will find it endearing while Caitlyn will sit there like 😥

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Powder learning how to cook at a young age so Vi can come home to dinner on the table. After dinner, Vi rewards Powder’s work with a kiss.

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XD Someone goes “meow uwu” then it sparks everyone else to do so. One guy leaves the game and cancels the match

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Bro caught me staring out a window and asked what’s wrong.
Dude, I’m kinda depressed, but I saw a neighbor staring at me. I had to assert that I am and will be creepy.

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