Add this to the list of 'things that never happened.' With nut-job Christians that list is really, really, really long.

BREAKING: Trump spokesman Steve Cheung has been arrested near Mar-a-Lago for neckless driving.

We have AOC. They have Dog the Bounty Hunter.

The one time he doesn’t see fit to interfere with a woman’s decision-making.

Randy‼️

⚡️🇺🇸American combat medic Rebekah Maciorowski. A US citizen joined the 🇺🇦Ukrainian army at the beginning of the full-scale invasion and since then has participated in many battles, such as the defense of Avdiivka.

Women vs Trump, 2024 Election.

Biden-Harris HQ George Conway 🧐

Kristi Noem Attempts Damage Control By Announcing She Also Hates Cats
-- Andy Borowitz

Friends - Speaker Mike Johnson Really? Serious? So let me get this straight Bible Dick, you are going to be in NYC today to support Donald J. Trump who is a colossal POS while the World is on fire and with a Nation that faces serious issues. You are nothing more then a My Little

I like how all Republicans have to spend at least one day in court with their cult leader.
Cosplaying as Christians once a week at church has prepared them for this opportunity to cosplay as defendants.

“The Court “shall order” defendant “be detained,” 18 U.S.C. § 3143(b)(1), so the stay of sentence must be lifted”

Justice Dept asks court to lift its hold on Steve Bannon’s 4-month prison sentence (now that Bannon’s appeal of Contempt Of Congress conviction failed)

The “protect the children” party shining through. #maga #trump #LT #DonaldTrump

The worm also slammed the noise level in the candidate’s (RFK Jr.) brain, complaining, “I couldn’t hear myself think with all the different voices in there.”

-- Andy Borwitz

So perfect.
(BTW: I really admire Lebron, but he and the entire Laker team seems to flop more than anyone else in the NBA.)

To paraphrase Mary McCarthy on Lillian Hellman, every word Trump utters is a lie, including “and” and “the.”

-- Maureen Dowd, New York Times

I’ll repeat it again, patriots and Christians don’t have to announce it to others.
Wanna tell us how you’re an “alpha male” too?

Good morning: I regret to inform you that the 'independent' accounting firm for @realdonaldtrump's Trash Social was just charged by the SEC with 'with widespread fraud and accused of operating a 'sham audit mill.''

I know you're as surprised as anyone.

cnn.com/2024/05/03/bus…

FYI: this is not normal #cult45 #DiaperDon #VonSchitzenpants

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