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Garion Thorne

@GarionThorne

Freelance sports writer. Currently found at @DraftKings and @MayoMediaNet. Giver of well-reasoned, mild takes. Britta-ing it since '92.

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linkhttps://dknation.draftkings.com/authors/garion-thorne calendar_today09-02-2011 03:19:49

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Soto to the Yankees seems inevitable. If Ohtani goes to the Dodgers, I'm gonna be doing a hard pivot into the 'Alejandro Kirk Best Shape of his Life' narrative.

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I know a guy with a career 1.887 OPS at Fenway.

Davis Schneider for Rafael Devers. Who says no?
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I couldn't be an MLB GM. I'm not nearly patient enough.

I'm also a Millennial, so I have an awful fear of talking to people on the phone.

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The AFC could have 16 generational QBs to start the season, but we'll always somehow get a C.J. Beathard vs. Joe Flacco Wild Card game.

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