Good night.
Tomorrow, we slay

I'm sorry to every friend I sent a vice note to this morning.
I promise I'm not a bullfrog impersonating Gugz.
I just... eish, you know. 😄
Woke up late and stuff

Mini #NOOZ

Zuma: I don't want gays.
Zuma's people: we want gays.
_____

Johannesburg water: What is water? What is maintenance? Sorry, no water for you soon.
______

Boeing: We're embarking on a free public course on aircraft engineering. Bring a spanner when travelling on…

Hey Ntokozo
I'm vaping at my old age again . This time I asked for Berry flavour.
Do you hate me more?

Longer, blog version: goognooz.blogspot.com/2024/04/me-str…

#health
#hospitals
#lighterside
#humour
#antivaxxerfuel

Doctor: G, this is gonna be a long ride. I need one thing from you.
Me: Sure, doc. Anything.
Doc: I need you to relax and remain calm. I need time to fix this.
•••
My brain: Who's this? Does he know us? Does he have the authority to say this? 🧐
My spleen: Oh no. Oh no.…

Wordle 1 033 4/6
Oh no!
⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩
🟩⬜🟨⬜🟩
🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Good morning
Go out and conquer.

Today Bebé is offering a free day for all employees who arrive 5 minutes before work this morning.
If you arrive 10 minutes too early, you get nothing, you upstaging prick!'

Matric pass mark: 33.3%
My lung capacity: slightly less than 60%
I'm still winning

Another nice video call with the parents. This time it was the battle of the foreheads.

They're so cute.
I can't 😂

Beautiful Sam brought the wedges 😭😭😭
Hot and crispy. Right on time, as I was coming from a nerve-wracking scan.
You are so loving ❤️
You are so kind 😇
Oh man

Friends, I can't get to the Nooz enough.
But if you see a bumbling schmuck politician, please tag me. 😂

My nursing sister today is sister Lala.
Oh my gosh, guys, she is ADORABLE 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Good morning!!
Let the day begin.
If anyone annoys you, freely let them know that Bebé is skilled in multiple combat skills and isn't afraid to use them.
Otherwise, I love yous.

Please keep the children of these lands in mind, they're facing dire situations of hunger and abuse:
Haiti
Sudan
Eastern DR Congo
Ukraine
Gaza
Yemen
Afghanistan
SA Eastern Cape

It's shameful that help is available, but red tape and greed keeps these little mouths dry.

Let's float off into the other side of our minds.
May your dreams be sweet and your sleep be peaceful.
Good night, friends.

Thank you for coming by MsMante
What a goodie bag and cute roses.
I love you a 1000 × 7777777 times.

Just had a fantastic call with Oom Dirkie who was encouraging me.
Sweet oom. How last words were, 'Okay Gugu, lekker slaap.'

Now.
It's 18:30 hle bathing, oom. 🙊
But then again, oom is over 80.

He also scolded me for a couple of things I didn't do 😂

#GOOZ
They let us vape at this joint.
They didn't add flavour though 🙄
Not a fan.
3/10