Hihihi. Kid has had zero triumphs today. Feels small and sad and lonely. Misses Daddy and Nyxie and old yard and lizard frens. Karls is being supportive by doing smol nap next to Kid.

Hihihi. Kid hurt back and shoulder yesterday and feels like hot garbage today. Luther is spending whole day in Kidlap, for maximum dachshund therapy.

Hihihi. Kid says good doggies deserve smol treat and treat was BACON! Is best day ever!

Hihihi. Luther has heard that story before, Kid.

Hihihi. Kid is very tired, threw shramps and sparagus and greenbeans into air fryer. Was tasty. Karls and Luther had smol shramp shares!

Hihihi. For #FlashbackFriday here is photos from when Karls went out to lunch when was baby and it was awful and scary. (Karls did receive hugs and French fries)

Hihihi. Mommy and Kid were gone FOREVER dealing with stoopid storage space but before they left doggies went on walkies! Karls did short walk to KarlPark then panicked because dachshund was not there. Luther did epic long walk!

Hihihi. Kid posted about progress with TMS. patreon.com/posts/tms-day-…

Hihihi. Kid made beefs with noodles and greenbeans. Karls sampled ALL PARTS. Was tasty.

Hihihi. New toy. Who dis?

Hihihi. Kid went to brainzaps and trivia and made couple of good meals. Only did small amount of crying. Luther says main triumph was watching baseball show and snuggling doggies.

Hihihi. Kid has new pan. Used pan to cook shramps and spinach with sriracha broth. Too spicy for doggies (ILLEGAL)

Hihihi. Kid got stew meat at Costco and made crispy steak bites and sparagus in air fryer! No shares for doggies because last night doggies had one million farts.

Hihihi. Karls is hanging out on Kidbed with Roscoedog!

Hihihi. Kid had couple of triumphs today (brain zaps, boring things) but MAIN TRIUMPH is that doggies went to KarlPark and also ate BEEFS and CHIMKINS and was best day ever.

Hihihi. Mommy has chimkins!!!