Global law banning people from gormlessly looking at their phones while they’re supposed to be walking down stairs

and, especially, to children of all ages

Lanthimos simply delivers every time for me, sorry not sorry

Going to have to stop you there.

Scarecrow, Dorothy, Tin Man, Cowardly Lion

Autocorrect just changed the name of Aubrey Plaza's Megalopolis character to 'Wow Platypus'

Film critics, who have to see most things regardless, are likelier to see “insane” as a virtue in itself than people who don’t.

MEGALOPOLIS: I love me a folly, but a *grand* folly. Mainly saddened by how cramped and unpopulated and weirdly inexpensive this feels.

It’s written by someone who can actually string a sentence together, which already puts it in the upper tier of modern film criticism, whether you care for the anecdotal approach or not

The indefatigable optimism of people who really think they’re going to keep a whole seat free for their bag at a fucking Cannes Competition premiere

Two ways to ask the same question after any Cannes screening

It’s horrible, like all official royal portraits, but I really respect how true it is to the fingers

Very Ryanair energy at London City airport this morning

Should Saturday Night Live really milk it this hard when people like a sketch of theirs, isn’t that supposed to happen every week

It’s making me a bit uneasy how the Cannes ticketing system just… works. I feel like this is a trap.