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Hal Cruttenden

@Halcruttenden

Stand up comedian, actor and writer. I’m hcruttenden on Threads and Instagram

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With now a Labour MP, I’ve decided that anything can happen. Looking forward to seeing Jacob Rees-Mogg crossing the floor and ripping Sunak apart on issues like poverty and workers’ rights.

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Some Tories, like this thing, are now working to undermine our trust in democracy in exactly the same way the Republicans have done under Trump. If they can't win then they'll pull the whole system down to protect themselves. A dangerous, evil attack on our democracy.

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Don’t know about the rest of London, but I’m devastated by this stinging comment from MarkHar and his numbers…

Don’t know about the rest of London, but I’m devastated by this stinging comment from MarkHar and his numbers…
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Your happy reminder…

Not only did they bring in voter ID to suppress votes

Not only did they introduce more FPTP to rig the system

Not only do they have the influence of much of our media including our national broadcaster…

…& the country still told them to get in the bin.

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I don’t want to live under sharia or blasphemy laws or force women to be covered. How lucky that I don’t live in such a society and this is only happening in the fevered dreams of those desperately seeking attention because their acting career didn’t go the way they wanted….

I don’t want to live under sharia or blasphemy laws or force women to be covered. How lucky that I don’t live in such a society and this is only happening in the fevered dreams of those desperately seeking attention because their acting career didn’t go the way they wanted….
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GB News interviews too often feel like children impersonating adults. These two are pretending to be a serious politician and a serious journalist - yet he’s talking simplistic, inaccurate nonsense and she’s calling it ‘interesting’.

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Ironically, with some of the results today, a slightly woke, old centre lefty like me feels like he’s getting his country back. You can have a couple of councillors, Lee, and we’ll have the rest of the country. You are so far from speaking for a majority in Britain.

Ironically, with some of the results today, a slightly woke, old centre lefty like me feels like he’s getting his country back. You can have a couple of councillors, Lee, and we’ll have the rest of the country. You are so far from speaking for a majority in Britain.
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So basically the whole “OMG You Guys It Looks Like Susan Hall Might Have Beaten Sadiq Khan” nonsense was a deliberate lie spread by Tory client journalists purely to distract attention from the Conservatives getting gutted like a fat blue fish, wasn’t it

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Hoorah! The area I have just moved back to doesn’t fall for the lies about London spread on X and right wing media. Unfortunately, as I was panicking about this result, I obviously do!!!

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Well, from results so far, it looks like London is just too well-informed to fall for Geebeebies propaganda. If you think London is scary and out of control, don’t go to cities like Barcelona, Madrid or Berlin where the homicide rate is higher…

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If Susan Hall wins London, we will have a Trump loving far right Mayor. Hopefully (under a national Labour government) she will not be able to do too much damage to our city in four years. On the plus side, she is such an obvious incompetent, it might be a little bit hilarious.

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Sending the first 300 migrants to Rwanda costs £1.8m each. To put that in context, school funding is around £7,600 per child per year. So the cost of sending one migrant to Rwanda would get 234 children education for a year. Is that a good use of money?

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Oh please please please try to make this happen, Tories! Can he be found a safe seat or put him in the Lords? The country would love the chance to show you what it thinks of him at a general election. 😉

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This is why we call the Far Right stupid. Trump spreads panic about the racial and cultural mix in London and Paris and his fears for the US - a far more racially and culturally mixed (and far more economically successful) country than the UK and France. Immigration works.

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Truly wonderful when attempts at voter suppression backfire. Former PM turned away after forgetting photo ID as spokesperson clarifies he did vote Conservative theguardian.com/uk-news/articl…

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