My mother in law on the phone tonight: “It’s not normal for men to enjoy Disney. They need to grow up at some point.”

Me in the same room:

There’s nothing more cringe than a man who thinks he’s “too masculine” to be at Disney World with his family.

Even if you aren’t having fun. You don’t have to vocalize it.

I like my marshmallows “Anakin Style”

Yes. We are Eddy Burback fans

Not gonna lie I bought this entirely because of the name.

This has been the best 2nd honeymoon ever.

Today is the Disney Springs day of our trip

Shopping shopping shopping

Here we are. Your favorite internet couple.

Life is magical when I’m with you ❤️

Being stared at by a giraffe is surprisingly uncomfortable

Shoutout to Orlando for being so inclusive and accepting 🏳️‍🌈

Sorry you have to deal with the other parts of Florida that make you look bad.

Y’all look what pin they had!!

Just a wembling fool

Our first day

We flew to Orlando
Checked into our room early
Saw giraffes and zebras
Ate dinner at Wilderness Lodge
Saw Magic Kingdom Fireworks
Saw the Electrical Water Pageant
Watched Lion King 1 1/2

When people say “I can help you with your Disney trip”

I promise. I got this

Because of this game I just say “Wowie Zowie” sometimes without even realizing it I hate it