I have a spare train ticket going tomorrow night, dep: London Euston 20.13, arriving Stockport 22.35. If anyone would like it for free?

Love this story:

British boy screeches to victory in seagull contest

thetimes.co.uk/article/afd8a3…

In print today: my piece on Manchester’s newest venue 🎶🎸🪩

Emptying the dirty washing basket and hanging it out is all fun and games until you realise that you’ve now got a lot of clean clothes that you need to put away.

If cat bothering is becoming a crime then I might as well just hand myself in now. 🐈🐈‍⬛

Eating crisps and babybel and watching the marathon on tv #fitfam

NHS doctors used haemophiliac children for reckless medical experiments. Decades on, many grieving families have never received a penny in compensation and the state has never taken responsibility.

The Sunday Times is calling for immediate action

For some reason I find this quite wholesome. Good on the lads.

thetimes.co.uk/article/i-did-…

We won Sunday Newspaper of the Year at last night's The Press Awards!

Here is a photo of the team, but there are so many other people - designers, subs, graphics, lawyers, cartoonists and so on - who make The Sunday Times what it is.

ABSOLUTELY SICK TO DEATH OF BEING LIED TO BY WEATHER APPS!!!!

I’ve had enough of vinted

Londoners when they return from a trip up north

Does anyone else find putting art on the walls just hugely daunting?!

Lived here over a year and I’ve not put a single picture up because I just don’t know where to start.

Loads of prints, loads of wall, but just so scared of getting it wrong…

I’m selling a couple of tickets to Bar Italia Band on the Wall on May 1.

I’ve accidentally double booked and already have another gig that night.

They were £17.55 each all in, but I’m accepting all offers if anyone fancies a bargain night out!

Some of us are old enough to remember when Andy Burnham pledged to end rough sleeping by 2020…

(Spoiler alert: he didn’t.)