This is my daughter. She's an excellent writer and funny as fuck. Check her out.

BREAKING: Rainbow Bridge between US and Canada closed due to 'incident'. trib.al/Vojjmzh

This International Women's Day, read how Michelle Obama, @MelindaGates and Amal Clooney are working together to help end child marriage. I'm proud of the work @GirlsAlliance is doing to take on issues like this to create a better world for girls everywhere.time.com/6260844/ending…

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For anyone who likes OC fantasy, queer characters, ocassional comedic timing with terrible jokes, and is generally ACAB all around, may I present my first book:
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Dear Antivaxxers,

This study of people who got covid before vaccines were available shows that getting covid is associated with a 43% increased risk of developing an autoimmune disorder.

Can't blame THAT on vaccines!

New: Attorney General Merrick Garland announces DOJ infiltrated and took down the Hive ransomware group that targeted more than 1,500 victims around the world and received over $100 million in ransom payments

After she ate her dinner, she came over to me and leaned against my legs.

I hugged her, and she belched🫧🤣
#DogsBehavingVeryBadly

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Chairman of Senate Intel Committee Mark Warner said today “every member” of panel — Democrat & Republican — agreed DOJ’s position, to not allow them to see documents until special counsel gives OK, “is not going to stand” & all things on the table to make sure it doesn’t happen.

Today we learned that more folks than ever before signed up for health insurance through the Affordable Care Act.

From Nov. 1 to Jan. 15, over 16.3 million Americans signed up – double the first ever ACA Open Enrollment.

Our efforts are delivering record-breaking results.

Sherrilyn Ifill The Wall Street Journal It’s horrible. I don’t know who the hell they are hiring to write headlines these days.

New: Top House Oversight Dem Jamie Raskin says GOP 'failure to acknowledge that former President Trump... continually rebuffed calls to turn over thousands of presidential records and hundreds of classified documents illustrates that they are simply not serious.'

People often wonder why #GunViolence is uniquely American.

At the core of this public health crises is having Easy Access to a Firearm.

This Formula leads to injury, death and disability.

SAN VIGILIO DI MAREBBE, Italy (AP) — American skier Mikaela Shiffrin has won a record 83rd race on the women’s World Cup circuit.

New: Trump says on Truth Social that his call to Georgia Sec of State Raffensperger was a “PERFECT” call that had lawyers listening — though he omits part that WH counsels on the line had a discussion afterwards about possible legal issues with the call

CALIFORNIA MASS SHOOTING
- Monterey Park, near Los Angeles
- At Lunar New Year's Eve party
- Taking place at dance studio
- At least 9 dead, 7 injured
- Death toll expected to rise
- Suspect male, heavily armed
- Believed to be at large
- Motive not yet known

Health authorities in Massachusetts announced Thursday they have identified two cases of a new strain of gonorrhea that appears to have developed resistance to a broad swath of antibiotic treatments. cbsnews.com/news/massachus…

Proud to see Secretary Antony Blinken visiting my hometown of Chicago! The Ukrainian community has always been a big part of what makes our city special—and today, with Ukraine on democracy’s frontline, that's as true as it's ever been.

Saying “I’ve treated immunocompromised patients” while working to dismantle COVID protections is the new “Some of my best friends are black”