I lay on my back and soft moan and caress my body like a girl when I'm getting dome idgaf

It never stops being funny watching LGBT people tie themselves in mental knots trying to justify their advocacy for Palestinians, a people that openly despise them

plainview.sol To Pimp a Butterfly coming out and the immediate tone of reverence from college acquaintances who changed from couch rotting Adult Swim potheads to white Black Panthers overnight was the moment I knew everything was going to stay extremely bad.

There was a mid-10s period of 'conscious' black cultural output that feels distinct and cringe in hindsight

-To Pimp A Butterfly
-This is America
-Hamilton
-Get Out

Obama-core

Asking for a blow job but saying 'go down on me' like a shy girl

gm. Love

Doing drag story hour for kids but it's just me recounting my favorite drag racing stories in full bondage gear

It's so funny that women need separate leagues for stuff that takes no physical strength whatsoever like darts and chess, just admit we mog you in every arena or we will put on dresses and humiliate you

Seeing a pretty local news anchor on tv when something just clicks and starting the journey from a vague undirected hostility to ritualistic homicide

if youre up rn congratulations.. its real wigger hours

Women get the 'ick' when they find out you never raped anyone

Can you please hang out alone with my children

Schopenhauer on uglies:

“There are some people whose faces bear the stamp of such artless vulgarity and baseness of character, such an animal limitation of intelligence, that one wonders how they can appear in public with such a countenance, instead of wearing a mask.”

If you want to do some socialist shit under capitalism go ahead and go into the woods and start a commune and eat granola or whatever. See what happens if you try to start a capitalist enterprise in a communist state

Yeah sweetheart it’s called coloured people time

They are friends

Reading mad magazine at work and walking around with a sling shot hanging out the back pocket of my jeans so everyone knows I'm an impish little scamp

This is MY America

Drake vs Kendrick is the gayest rap beef of all time