As soon as I can drink again without it running out the corner of my mouth I'm gonna have 2 of these.

I may have had a small stroke... 🫤 One side of my face isn't working as it should today.

lol!

Gee, I wonder why?

Want

Who says there ain't any real men left? That mustache says bullet proof bad ass.

Twitter screwing up for anyone else tonight?

How old is your pop? Mine is 80 and he's doing quite well for being that age, but it just kills me sometimes to know that his time is getting short, too short for my liking. Best case scenario is I have another 12-15 years with him. I need to start making more time to see him.

This account is a hamas supporting shit stain. They are not martyrs, they are dead terrorist.

I'm gonna pass on this one. Y'all go ahead an enjoy.

There's something going on in Rafah the hamassholes doesn't want the world discovering.

Hey, I thought that was called sous vide, all the fancy restaurants do it.

Would have been better off shutting it down and letting it sink.

Eat breakfast like a king.
Eat lunch like a prince.
Eat dinner like a pauper.

Me:

Don't eat breakfast.
Grab something quick from a gas station for lunch.
We having a fried food extravaganza for dinner tonight.

I would agree if it wasn't for fried okra. Love that stuff!

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When you do a cover and it's better than the original.

Brent Smith is a titan.

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Chef out here trying to cause fights tonight.

As it should be. This is a real man.