In A Flux-Part time Superhero (Janitor) and Poet!
@IanFerg00944543
Snapper and Dapper, Teller of tales, Possibly Fife's wittiest poet, Exceedingly lowbrow. ♡ ;-)
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23-06-2017 18:50:09
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#DontVoteLabour
Politicians (same as it ever was) Awfy!
This awfy government
Those awfy MPs
These awfy decisions
With the country on its knees
As my old dad said
We know who tae blame
The problem is?
They're aw the same! ●
#fergyspoems #fifepoet
#politicians #awfy ;-)
Aye! But they're no real? ;-)
To A Denture
Teeth!
Have brought
Me nowt
But grief
Now -
It's fun fun fun
Each night
They happily
Swim in a glass
And toothache?
I get none! ;-)
#fergyspoems #fifeswittiestpoet
#teeth ♡
Blue
Lights
Flashing!!!
Murder
Fire
Pain???
Naw - 9.47
Nearly
Tea break
Time
Again! ;-)
A Poem Called - 10am! :-)
#fergyspoems #fifeswittiestpoet ♡ ;-)