Something that drives me a little insane, I'll admit, is that Trump's OWN LAWYERS at his impeachment told the Senators to vote not to convict him BECAUSE he could be prosucuted if it came to that. Now they're arguing that the only way he could be prosecuted is if they convicted.

I’ve seen enough, the outpouring of support, and highly photogenic nature of this woman, has me convinced she is truly America’s favorite teacher. Everyone please vote below, let’s help send Kim to Hawaii, she deserves this!

americasfavteacher.org/2024/kimberly-…

Who started that “I’m a ___ of course I ___” trend?

Because I’d like to have them arrested.

McDonalds’ CEO is paid $8,543.27 an hour.

Burger King’s CEO is paid $56,250 an hour.

Domino’s CEO is paid $4,875 an hour.

Throwing that out there before anyone starts complaining that $20 an hour is too high.

Bryce Harper arriving for opening day repping all the Philly teams
#OpeningDay
📸 Philadelphia Phillies

The people still unaccounted for...the workers who were on the job at 1AM fixing potholes... the families experiencing unimaginable grief today...
They deserve better than this absolute garbage & reprehensible stupidity.

Well, I see everyone has suddenly received their civil engineering degrees.

Ronna, let me clear this up for you before you start your career as a commentator:

In 2016, Pennsylvania law didn't allow mail-in voting.

In 2019, our Republican-held Legislature enacted it.

In 2020, Pennsylvanians legally voted by mail.

There were more mail-in votes in 2020…

There's a 95% probability that #WhereisKate is down to Kate Middleton looking puffy and not wanting to appear on camera. But since the royals have screwed this up so terribly, and because their media is so laughably sycophantic, I'm down to speculate about the other 5%. #KateGate

Harold thinks Bryce Harper has 40+ homers in him this season 👀

💚💚💚

Now that #JasonKelce has retired, I think he should launch a television show called Tailgate with Jason Kelce. He goes to different cities and engages in ridiculous tailgate party activities and judges tailgate cuisine. You're welcome, America. Jason Kelce Fine, I will be agent.

Instead of gambling on the Super Bowl, I’m gonna give $1,000 to someone random who reposts this and follows me!

I’m giving $500 to someone random who reposts this post within the next 2 hours!

twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

I’m gonna give 2 random people that repost this and follow me $2,000 for fun

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

I see a lot of people melting down this morning after Green Day’s Billie Joe Armstrong changed the “American Idiot” lyrics to “I’m not a part of the MAGA agenda,” during their New Year’s Rockin’ Eve show.

In my opinion Green Day was right about the Bush administration in 2004…

I think the #Eagles look like a tired group of players and coaches

The past year has been a very tough ride. Losing a crushing Super Bowl to then facing the NFL’s toughest schedule.

The fatigue from that is real and I think you see it in the sloppy play and locker room vibe.…

Brotherly Shove to start 🤩

I’m giving $1,000 to someone random who retweets this tweet (must be following me so I can dm you if you are the winner!)