There is a me in ‘Jägermeister’ but there’s no Jägermeister in me. You see my problem

Well would you look at the time

Why did nobody tell me the correct response to, “what do you bring to the table?” in an interview is not “A bottle of Jäger”?

Can you make it to the pub today?
              ______I______
              |                         |
            yes                    no
              |                         |
           nice     I have Jäger at home.

Any room can become a bar if you give me enough time to nip to the shops

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. Ice cold shots.

Social media’s cool and that but we’ve been trending for almost 100 years!

Bartender: “What can I get you?”
Me: “Just a shot of Jäger please mate”
Bartender: “Are you sure you don’t want to try a…”
Me: “Did I stutter?”

Anyone up for The Best Night Of Your Life? I’m tryna get a few people together

It doesn’t have to be 5pm on a Friday to feel like it, get those shots in!

Bartender: “It’s okay if the Jäger isn’t ice cold isn’t it?”
Narrator: “It was, in fact, not okay”

Shout out to the big man on #NationalPetDay

Me when I tell my boss 'Bear with me' on the Teams call when I'm looking for the report I haven't done

Is it rude to just order a shot of Jäger after the bartender has explained all of the different spirits behind the bar?

One like and we’re getting the Jägers in

Strike a pose. Drink ice cold shots (not necessarily in that order).

Blinking your order in morse code to your mate across a busy bar…could be the move

Remember the clocks go forward today so that’s one less hour to drink Jäger :(

Looking behind the bar to see if they’ve got Jäger in the freezer

I’m a magician, give me a shot of Jäger and watch me make it disappear