These are once-in-a-lifetime limbs. You can spend your lifetime following Manchester United winning multiple trophies from your sofa and never experience a moment like this. This right here is what it’s all about.

How do ideas like get this get passed through dozens of levels of sign-off without someone flagging that it’s absolutely moronic and embarrassing?

“Cats ate her face”

Classic “Brits Abroad” behaviour fair play mate

A friend as well as a colleague, and when you’re talking about proper Blues, he’s at the top of the list. KRO bud!

More than a football club. 💙

Over the last few days, players and staff have been distributing Christmas gifts across the city, ensuring more than 11,500 children have a gift this festive season.

The money raised so far by everyone who took part is unbelievable. When we started this, jeremy dale forecasted maybe a few thousand from additional fundraisers - to clear 6k shows the commitment the fans have to this city. Thank you to all involved

RIP Benjamin Zephaniah

Birmingham legend 💙

We can all be refugees
Sometimes it only takes a day,
Sometimes it only takes a handshake
Or a paper that is signed.
We all came from refugees
Nobody simply just appeared,
Nobody's here without a struggle

ZEPHANIAH: 'Concrete with a heartbeat'

I was born where the Beorma people made home,
Handsworth, in Brummagem.

For many of my early years
I thought this town to be a cold suburb
Of Kingston, Jamaica.

My then girlfriend Jasvinder Basra
Thought it to be a cold suburb of…

Preds going Accelerator / Precision / Mania in a row is the football equivalent of College Dropout / Late Registration/ Graduation.

And I can’t get my dog to stop eating shit over the park…

Sir Jim ❤️

Beers for everyone.

An honour to be asked to speak at this event. Very proud of the work the Club does with the NSPCC, and excited to grow the community support we do.

Do you have a passion for social media and football?

The Club are on the lookout for a Social Media Executive to join the Marketing, Media and Brand department! 📲⚽

Made the mistake of checking all the replies. Never underestimate the predictability and stupidity of Blue Tick Twitter. I’m glad there’s a badge to identify these people now, at least.

Fair play, Tom Cullen - you’ve convinced me. I will have a bath with you. Lovely issue today.