Removing humans using sanitation workers like they’re literal trash is heartbreaking. Where were the outreach workers?

🎵Oooo weee hooo
It’s another Buddy Hield three,
Oh oh,
And he’s evened up the score🎵

maxey had jon stewart shook lmao

Hello Philadelphia Phillies I have someone waiting for a call up

.John Kruk is a wild man with wild stories

If the Sixers are going to sign this man to a new contract, they’re going to have to find a way for him to teleport places.

Phillies players as Bug’s Life characters:

There should be an app for dudes who just want to play catch. Nothing serious. No commitment. Just like, idk. Let’s go toss a ball around.

Ranger Suárez's last 3 starts:

3-0
22 IP
0.00 ERA
0.68 WHIP
23 K

Unreal.

phillies win. 7 in a row. play the song.

That's 25 consecutive scoreless innings for Mr. Rager

“omg poor travis how does he feel about the album being about matty?” guys travis is perfectly fine she just gave him a chinese finger trap to play with and it’ll be a minute before he works out how to get out of it

The Sixers survived a Tony Brothers game. Watch out, NBA.

I am HON HON HON-ing over this Batum performance

complete game shutout. phillies win.

Yup, the man in the middle of a vasectomy during today's earthquake is a Mississippi State fan.

'I was practically born with a cowbell in my hand.'

Meet Justin Allen: clarionledger.com/story/sports/c…

One time you really don't want everything to start shaking: when a doctor is snipping stuff around your junk.

But this guy from outside Philly just braved a vasectomy in an earthquake.

“We all just kept calm and laughed about it and it helped a lot.” inquirer.com/health/earthqu…

I got to speak with the man of the hour!!! Aka the Earthquake Snipper
betches.com/my-interview-w…