Aside from Palmer, there's not a player in Chelsea's squad that can reach that truly elite level, a few may get a bit better (Enzo, Caicedo) but not dramatically so.

Jackson and Mudryk the biggest wtf were you even thinking signings.

£1bn on this squad is an absolute robbery.

Erik ten Hag, Arne Slot and referee Anthony Taylor exchange handshakes following a 1-1 draw between Liverpool and Manchester United in the English Premier League (Getty, 2025)

But didn't Richard Hughes sack Gary O'Neil at Bournemouth for Iraola? Doesn't add up

Oliver Glasner ball

This is just a goal

Lemon and Herb as far as the eye can see

Bomboyage

Erik ten Hag is 100% doing the Jekyll and Hyde team talk right now

The funniest result from here is actually Man Utd winning on penalties and Ten Hag limping on

Istanbald

In my days we used to say 'he didn't shoot'

The Nottingham Forest admin posting the most insane thing you've ever seen a football club do

an inverted centre midfielder

Getting second-hand embarrassment from this

At this stage you have to say it's no accident a client change denialist is being platformed on her show

the only tortured poet I acknowledge