Sometimes I wake up grumpy .....sometimes I let her sleep in 😀

I've come to the conclusion most people are bastards ..'.bastard coated bastards with a bastard filling ' ... Or I need to work on my tolerance levels ..not sure which

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HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! a quick thread about marriage.

*this picture is from 2005, the day Candice and I eloped, got married in a Texas courthouse without telling anyone. we had gone on our first date just 3 weeks prior.

10/10 for shithousery 😎

Fuck off no way a pen

Fuck the fuck off tiny numbers

AFTER 13 YEARS... I finally tried an Apple iPhone 15 Pro. youtu.be/oqjWnA7J0f0?si… via YouTube just watched this after switching to iPhone temporarily while my phone is in for repair 👌completely agree it’s awful

Thanks for this article Liverpool Echo my daughter is in there and had no hot water for a month and is paying a fortune if you need more info reach out liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool…

I advanced to the Obsidian League on Duolingo

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Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2023! How did you do? #Duolingo365

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At the arena tonight for Peter Kay ...basically walked straight in no checks no pocket searches could be carrying anything ...weird

Yanited!!

Tattoo day !!

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Why doesn’t a single one of them actually say hello or even acknowledge the mascot? Are they all so self obsessed that not a single one of them says hello or even looks at her?

This might be one of the best photos Ive taken from here ❤️ Hotel Football #mufc