Jo Nelson (@JoTheSharkRider )

Jo Nelson

Bio Hippie, writer, dancer, medium, actress, guardie, musician, singer, yogi, philosopher, scholar, dreamer
Location USA
Tweets 9,2K
Followers 318
Following 1,0K
Account created 28-11-2012 00:30:17
ID 975031740

Android : Few things best reflect how capitalism can fuck over the consumer than standard card sleeves being sold in packs of 50 when MTG decks are normally 60 cards. I can only hope most other games use decks of 50 cards...

Android : What kind of person decides to write a whole article lecturing kids who just saw their friends murdered in front of them that theyre ungrateful for the wonderful world they live in?

Twitter Web Client : So homophobic bakers get the "right" to discriminate baking wedding cakes for gay couples, but sporting goods stores don't get the right to withhold selling firearms to young people who may not respect the danger of owning a deadly weapon #RepublicanHypocrisy #GunReformNow

Twitter Web Client : You know how people often talk about seeing weird things during a sleep paralysis episode? I've never understood that because my eyes are always paralyzed closed... #sleepparalysis

Android : I just sit on my laptop on the couch behind them and I feel completely ignored. I've cleaned the bathroom, done dishes, taken out the garbage... this is the worst feeling in the world.

Android : Like the first day I stayed out of the way, feeling like I wasn't welcome in our apartment. And they told me I was welcome to hang out with them. I'm completely ignored and I hate watching people play video games.

Android : My boyfriend's BFF is staying with us and he promised me that they wouldn't just play video games all day. We're on like day 4 or 5 of them playing video games...

Android : Today I made, not one, but TWO doctor's appointments #adulting

Also apparently it's not normal to have headaches, nausea, and dizzy spells leaving you curled up on the couch all day

Android : Binge watching this natural disasters show, all I can think about is that no one should live DIRECTLY ON A FAULT LINE. LOOKING AT YOU CALIFORNIA

Android : Nothing quite like constantly working about headaches, nausea, and dizzy spells for the past month or so... the whole room is spinning...

Android : Long distance is worse than being single bc you know what it's like to have the love of your life and you have to go on living without them